officialpuppy:

hey there fellow students can I copy your homework i ate mine

officialpuppy:

hey there fellow students can I copy your homework i ate mine

  • me: are there any spirits here?
  • ouija spells out: a-y-y-l-m-a-o
  • burgerprlnce:

thats it christmas is ruined. santa’s a fucking furry

    burgerprlnce:

    thats it christmas is ruined. santa’s a fucking furry

    2srooky:

    One time in sixth grade I was being bullied really badly, and this whole circle of people gathered around me and the girl that was bullying me, and she smirked and went ‘You dumb rich bitch.’ And everyone was like OOOOOOH and I stood there for a second before pulling 20 dollars out of my wallet, placed it in her hand, and said “Buy some better insults.” And I swear the entire lunchroom rioted.

    constellationsammy:

    negativecos:

    more fanfictions about muggle-borns sneaking in pencils and calculators, and trading them illicitly, little black-market eraser dealers and “yo I got some graph paper if you wanna fuckin pass astronomy this year” 

    can they be nicknamed smuggle-borns or

    PEOPLE ARE LIKE RASPBERRIES

    teamfreekickass:

    kreativedragon:

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    Some are dark skinned

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    Some are light skinned

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    Some are big and some are small

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    Some look ‘complete’ and other might not be quite there

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    But no matter what

    If you put them together

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    And blend them up

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    They taste pretty darn good

    I’m getting you professional help. 

    theavengeronbakerst:

    The biggest tragedy of Doctor Who for me is the fact that Jack never met the Ponds.

    I mean, he would have liked Eleven and Amy.

    But RORY.

    He would have PURSUED Rory to the ends of the universe, and Rory would just be really confused and Amy would get super overprotective

    "Captain Jack Harkness, and who are you?"

    "HE’S MARRIED"

    can you understand why I need this